Objects of desire, interest and amusement

As we wander around the world, there are things I see that I really, really want to bring home, things that teach me something I never knew, and things that just make me smile, plain and simple.  These are the things that make travel exciting.

oh yes!  In a world of unlimited luggage allowances, I’d have definitely brought this home as my new Christmas tree.  Every home should have one ( yes, it’s made from deer antlers!)image

Then there was this this… Outdoor seating with a difference!

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And if you happen to build your house down a steep slope, why not build a stylish lift lobby entrance up on the roadway, all encased in glass so the world can enjoy the view too!

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Going to an effort to keep everything – even the rubbish bins – visually “sensitive” to the gorgeous surrounds…

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… But then allowing this strange juxtaposition of competing architecture up in the slopes above!  And yes, they are two separate buildings.

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And finally for today, from the whatever next files… Nutritional labelling on fresh fruit!  At least grapes have a handy hook for hanging the label on!

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When words won’t do

Three days of traversing the Dolomites has quite literally left me speechless.
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Day 1 Bormio to Lana The road down from the top of Stelvio. Peter drove over the pass and then joined the cyclists for a leisurely 70km along the bike paths through the apple orchards (more about apples later). I got quite lost – really need to update the Navman – not helped by the fact that here in the South Tirol, roads (and everything else have a split personality, Italian one day, German the next!

The man in the hotel in Lana, when asked if he needed the details of the car I’d left in his car park, pulled up his nose and said “no, I saw it, it’s the Italian one”. I was left wondering how on earth a Skoda station wagon is “Italian” until I realised most of the others in the car park had German number plates! He expanded on his views when Peter checked in a couple of hours later… This area, the Italian “just TOOK it, just like that” snaps his fingers… “Just like Putin just TOOK Crimea, they just took it”. Okay then. Anyway, I’m much more comfortable in my broken German than in broken Italian.

Meals that night were outrageously gigantic in the restaurant / pub down the road. Apparently wine is a foreign concept… All menu items came with a beer match suggestion, but we had a choice of only 2 types of red wine – we sampled both and were sad to have left Nebbiolo country behind us (but fortunately a few bottled stashed back in the room for emergencies).

Day 2 From Lana to Selve di Val Gardena (full name specially for you, Willy Sussman) I was on driving duty. For the cyclists, a long slow ride through the valleys and then up up up into what is a ski resort (where I’d managed to find a hotel that was so far up the ski slopes that there was a somewhat unnecessary climb at the end of the ride. Rewarded by this view from the hotel room window of the glorious pink Dolomites.

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With the day pretty much to myself, I unpacked ALL of the luggage into our room, set up a little birthday surprise for Don…

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…and then headed down into the town for a leisurely lunch with a view. Have to say, the cheese balls weren’t at all what I expected – should have picked the gnocchi!

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Have to say I had a wee chuckle at this sculpture – make me think of Matthew!

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The restaurant across the road from from our lodgings was the perfect place to celebrate Don’s 76th birthday, which we did with style. For me smoked duck prosciutto (rivalling my other new culinary discovery – swordfish carpaccio, from the hotel in Bormio), followed by gnocchi with Gorgonzola… I didn’t join the boys in dessert (though the warm fresh raspberries with ice cream smelled scrumptious). Best of all, the perfect waiter… One of those wonderful Europeans for whom serving in a restaurant is a career, and one he is very very good at. Great wine and food advice, just enough banter but not too much, indulging our bad German and Italian before gently revealing that actually his English is pretty good, humouring Don’s sometimes unconnected questions or remarks… All in al, a great night out.

Day 4: Gardena to Cortina. Maybe it was the big dinner, or the altitude, or the biggish ride the previous day. Having waved the cyclists goodbye – all four of them – I was no sooner round the first of what was to be an unexpectedly large number of hairpin bends than I was waved down by a forlorn Peter sheltering under a sign at the side of the road. Seems the lungs are still not quite up to riding 3 days in a row.

Plus was that I got to sit ogling the scenery from the passenger seat, while he drove (with regular stops to allow the others to don their warm gear for the downhills, and shed it again for the next climb.

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I think this last pic is one of my best scenic photos ever!

A very weary bunch of riders arrived in Cortina mid afternoon, and by 5.30pm we were desperately seeking dinner – not an easy ask in a town where at that time mostly all that is on offer is cakes, ice cream and beer! A small, quite basic and very expensive pizzeria rescued us from a rush of low blood sugar grumpiness… And by 730pm all were back in their rooms (Alistair having decided he was no longer sharing with Don) and some, I believe snoring soundly by 8!

So finally, back to the apples, and back to the very first day of our journey. From the moment we left Lake Como, and all the way through the Gardena, the valleys are awash with the yellow and red of fresh ripe apples waiting to be harvested. The volumes are overwhelming… One packhouse we passed was as large as a small village! I could not help but wonder at the fact that New Zealand actually exports apples to Europe, and quite successfully so. Yes, we fill their “off season” – but unless you’re an apple aficionado, you will probably be quite happy with the local ones kept in cool stores for a year round supply. The importance of our pip fruit innovation programme… Constantly developing new varieties to meet and to generate new tastes – it’s absolutely critical. I was again pleased to have played a small part, through one of my best research projects ever, in helping to shape the development priorities for that programme.

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Because honestly, beautiful as they look, these apples are, to eat, not a patch on our fantastic Pacific Rose, Lemonade, Jazz and other varieties, not to mention my very favourite bite sized Rocket apples!

So here I am in Cortina for the next six days. A town completely dedicated to VERY fit and active pursuits. If you’re not here to ride (road or mountain bikes), hike or rock climb, the man in the information centre is pretty much at a loss as to what to suggest. Fortunately I am perfectly happy to wander, with my book, my note pad and my knitting; and of course my shiny new camera that I am getting to know a little better each day.

Reaching great heights by going round in circles

After 3 massive rides in 3 days – Stelvio, Mortirolo and Gavia (total climbing of over 4,000m) – the talk at breakfast on Tuesday centred around the possibility of a “recovery day”… perhaps just a bit of an easier ride, not, you understand, a day lying in the hot pools at the wellness centre up the road!

I too was looking for an easier walk, and having exhausted the options in the nearby vicinity, I hopped on a train.  Not just any train, but the World Heritage Bernina Express, in my case travelling from Tirano (a 40 minute drive down the road) to St Moritz!

 

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This little red train, with panoramic views through wrap over windows, is a masterpiece of engineering, climbing from Tirano at 426m to Ospizio Bernina at 2,253m, gaining 70m in elevation per km travelled – a massive feat for a train!  This is achieved by lots of looping round and round through tunnels and along mountainsides, amidst some of the most spectacular mountain scenery (even mostly without the snow at this time of year).

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Literally getting to great heights by going round and round in circles.  I put that in a tweet, and the Rhaetian Railway company sent me a message asking if they could use my quote in their marketing!

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For my engineering friends, the train is electric, direct current at 1000volts.

Technicalities aside, I was especially fascinated by how it just takes over the main road in some of the villages we passed through, literally stopping traffic, and also by the long distances that the track runs alongside the road, with nothing more than a painted white line dividing it from the traffic!  Clearly no health & safety police here!

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Just after the highest point at Bernina, you see two lakes – creatively named black lake and white lake.  Maybe a New Zealander was involved in the naming?  Perhaps the same guy who gave us North Island and South Island?  What makes these lakes special is that the point between them marks the watershed between the run-off to the Adriatic Sea from White lake (which is fed by the glacier above it) and the run-off to the Black Sea, from Black lake.

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St Moritz, for those who haven’t seen it before (and I had not) is just as I imagined it – straight out of a chocolate box;  and to be honest, I wasn’t planning to walk at all.  I had a 3 hour stopover, and was planning a long lunch – the jugged hare with spaetzle nearly dragged me in – overlooking the lake.  But the day was so glorious, the lake so sparkling, and the path around it looked just doable in a few hours – so I parked the lunch idea, bought a filled roll and a bottle of water, and set off on a brisk walk in the sunshine.

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And it was good!

And when I got back, the boys had had their “recovery ride” which was just as well, because although I’d been telling them we still had one more day in Bormio, I was completely wrong!  And the route to our next destination goes – you guessed it – back up the Stelvio again and down the other side!

Too much of a good thing

Mother Nature dealt us a dramatic change of season on Monday, with temperatures down, and an icy blast from who knows where heralding the start of autumn here in the northern hemisphere.

Being the intrepid bunch that we are, we did not let that deter us from our plans for the day.

Peter, taking a rest day from cycling, offered to do vehicle duty on Garvia, the only ride that needed a car with the cyclists to shepherd them through a quite long and slightly climbing ride through an unlit tunnel.  We certainly didn’t want a repeat Gary and Alistair’s adventure the previous day when they accidentally strayed into one of the dozens of tunnels on the motorway – in their words, a cyclist in a tunnel is like an insect just waiting to be splattered on the windscreen of a spending car.

So the first challenge of the day was fitting four men and three bicycles into one rental car (admittedly a station wagon, but no mean feat nevertheless).

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Non cyclist lesson for the day – every climb has a right way and a wrong way up.  It seemed perfectly normal for them to be during over the top of Garvia and down the other side so that they could do it the right way – howling icy headwind notwithstanding.

Some of the craziness must be wearing off, because I too donned my windbreaker over thermals and set off on the second “easy” 2 hour walk on the guide map.  This one more of a hike through the woods than a stroll by the stream… First hike up up up into the forest (and my Woofs&Wine walking group know just how much I love up!).  

A walk in the woods

A walk in the woods

Next slip and slide your way down a steep scoria incline, into a small village with NO COFFEE!  Just a 13th century church, with the oldest bell in the region (cast in 1217!) and the main road raring through, with no sidewalks at all!

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And guess what? The next part of the walk was cross the road (carefully) and head back up the hills on the other side!  So with the sounds of “climb every mountain” ringing in my head, I gave up on the idea of following the main road home (whizzing as it was with cars, trucks, motorcycles and plenty of crazy cyclists), pulled on my big girl pants and headed up, up and up again.

The high road home

The high road home

Yes the view were spectacular, and yes the track down was just as steep – this time cobblestones down through the oldest part of the town – and yes, I felt a major sense of achievement as I flopped into my by now usual seat at Cafe Reiza for my post-walk coffee… But oh my goodness, were my ankles sore for the rest of the day. 

Grand plan for the afternoon – Alistair needs to return his rental car to Bolzano, a mere 126km away.  Fancy an afternoon drive?  An opportunity for me to see Stelvio first hand, we’ll meet Alistair at Bolzano airport, dump his car and all drive back together.  Excellent plan!  Apart from the roads, the traffic and a minor incident where Peter refused to believe the Navman and took matters into his own hands, resulting in a half hour roundabout to get back on track!  

There is an upside to everything – in this case, the discovery for me that hell will freeze over before I drive the car and luggage over the Stelvio on Wednesday (the recommended route as we relocate to Lana!  In fact, it was so bad, with 36 switchbacks going up and 41 switchbacks going down that I was having an anxiety attack just being a passenger.  Peter got a blister on his driving heel, from the continual breaking and accelerating, all the while dodging weaving cyclists trying desperately to climb the impossible climb at 4km an hour, roaring motorcycle groups hanging over on the wrong side of the road as they accelerate into the bends, and best of all, a couple of camper and who clearly didn’t get the memo that this is in facet close to a single lane road with traffic in both directions!  It was a relief, at least for me, when we ended up behind a bus halfway down – what the hell was a bus doing on that road?  He had to do a 3 point turn round many of the bends!

Suffice to say, after taking 3 hours to do 126km, we decided to take the long way back – the one we originally rejected because Navman said it would take 3 hours!  But thanks to missing the toll road entrance, a major detour, and a questionable decision to ignore the gps and follow the sign to Bormio – taking us along little more than a farm track in the dark, we finally arrived back at the hotel SEVEN HOURS later!  Peter was exhausted from all the driving, we were all three weary, and hungry, and dinner was long over.

but highlight of the day – our lovely hosts, having sent the kitchen staff home – had set out a feast of cold meats, cheeses and salads for us, with creme caramel to follow, and were standing ready with the winelist when we staggered through the doors at 9.45pm.  This is truly the most hospitable hotel we’ve ever stayed in!L

And wow, did we sleep well that night!

 

 

 

 

 

Food, glorious food

Skipping breakfast year day morning was a very wise choice!

At the time, it was prompted mostly by being too idle to get out of bed to start my day with the cycle boys (and, if I am honest, being on a bit of a roll with Candycrush).  But 12 hours later, faced with a simple but delicious 5 courses of yummy goodness, there was a great deal of post-rationalisation going on.

A bit of fresh, fragrant mush melon wrapped generously in wafer thin ham to start, home made pasta shells with the lightest touch of bolognase sauce, lamb chops top cooked to perfection (even though our maitre’d was a little anxious about serving lamb to kiwis), a skerrick of Gorgonzola with honey and fat walnuts….   All topped off with a silky smooth tiramisu…. Heavenly!  And all this part of our half-board room rate at what has turned out to be the most perfect cycling hotel ever.

Not only is there a car park for the rental cars (by no means a given in this part of the world), but also a secure bike room, with cleaning bay and plenty of racking to store the precious two wheelers.  Best of all (at least from my perspective) is the fact that you get a mesh laundry bag each day for your sports gear which is taken away at 6pm and returned freshly laundered the next day, all part of the service.  Yay, no more smelly hotel rooms, bathrooms draped with dripping cycle gear, having been stomped clean in the shower with the help of the hotel shampoo!  This is all so very civilised!

And let me hasten to add, not costing us an arm and a leg either.  Just a lovely, family run establishment, with warm and friendly hosts who understand the value of attracting groups of crazy-mad cyclists, and seem to enjoy meeting their special needs.  Ten stars for Hotel Larice Bianco, I say!

On the cycling front, yesterday was Mortirole – by all accounts a truly brutal climb.  Perhaps a little optimistic the day after Stelvio?  Peter still recovering from his pleurisy, and Don pretty exhausted after a hard riding week, called it quits part way up the mountain – though probably both with a bigger ride under their belts than they get on an average Auckland day.   Gary and Alistair (Don’s son, who has joined us for part of the trip), slogged it out to the top, then down the other side, where they had a rather alarming unplanned excursion through an unlit 1.5km tunnel with cars whizzing in both directions at breakneck speeds.

if cyclists are crazy, Italian drivers even more so!  More about the tunnels and the drivers another time.

Some very tired people last night.  Mind you, didn’t stop us having a very robust conversation over dinner about the state of NZ politics, and the fat German.  I have to say, I wish I could have Gary’s faith in the electorate doing the right thing!

I have to say, following the commentaries online from a place where it’s easier to see the wider world view, I am losing the will to vote!  Anything you think I should see before Election Day, please feel free to pass on!

Until then, I will continue to enjoy my little bubble away from the world, filled with mountain air, daily helpings of gelato, five course dinners, enough (but not too much) sultry red wine – Nebbiolo in this part of the world, and some good long walks to make it all okay!

My morning walk

My morning walk

Not a bad place for a Sunday morning stroll

Not a bad place for a Sunday morning stroll

 

 

To wait, or not to wait? That is the question.

Cyclists are funny creatures!

Saturday morning dawned here in Bormio, after a night of heavy rain.  Not just any Saturday – this is the ONE DAY all year when Stelvio is closed to motor traffic, reserved specifically for cyclists (and, apparently runners too).  A 21km climb of nearly 2000 feet – a 2 1/2 hour ride for the likes of Don and Gary, both just coming off their high of competing at worlds (where Gary came 2nd in his age group, and Don put in a creditable 18th place in his first ever outing there).

But is Stelvio in the rain with no cars better or worse than Stelvio in the sunshine with cars?  Peter says the latter – channelling past woes of his worst day riding ever, some 10 years ago when he nearly froze to death on the downward return in wet clothes in freezing temps.

Six different weather forecast sites gave six different views of the weather – none of them perfect.  In the end, having waited for Don to assemble his bike, they finally set off around 9am, with a supply of dry clothes wrapped in plastic bags in Gary’s backpack – he at 75 being deemed the fittest of the crew, and most able to deal with the extra weight!  Peter did offer to take the pack….

Setting off for Stelvio

Setting off for Stelvio

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Long story short…  3/4 of the way up, Peter stopped to tighten up a loose saddle, the others having got well ahead of him, was struck by a fit of coughing, and decided it was sensible to turn around and head for home.  But, the big worry… What if the others were waiting for him at the top?

Lunch interspersed with “I just hope they’re not waiting” uttered more than a few times.  A text to Don was apparently by no means reliable, given that Don hardly ever looks at his phone, or may not even have it with him – now doesn’t that sound familiar?

Much relief to find three tired and happy cyclists back at the hotel sometime later – of course they didn’t wait; in fact it seems they separated as well, and Gary, dry clothes for all still in his backpack, headed back down without any of them!  Sensible man…

I, meanwhile, had a peaceful morning wandering in town, resisting the amazing aromas of Nutella crepes wafting down the alleyways.  Having finally tracked down a shop that sells postcards – I swear the only one in town – I discovered why they are so scarce when I bought the stamps.  At 2.50 euro, nearly NZ$5 postage  per card, it has to be the most expensive form of communication in the world on a cost per word basis!  Hope the kids appreciate the cards!

So with Peter snoring gently beside me – afternoon naps being very much the done thing here, in anticipation of another 5 course dinner, I will leave you with the view from our balcony, and get back to my book and my knitting.  Aaaah, holidays…

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The other side of the world

It’s stating the obvious to say that New Zealand is a long long way from everywhere – but every time we load up Peter’s bicycle and head for the hills (this time the Dolomites in Italy – some quite high hills), I get a renewed sense of distance, the benefits and the costs of geographic isolation.

From a New Zealand mired in political debate and increasingly nasty politics-that I suspect will all have faded away by the time we return – 36 hours of mind-numbing travel brought us to this lovely little village on the shores of Lake Como, where the biggest care in the world seems to be ensuring you sweep your front entrance at dusk – as we saw several people out on the road doing as we ambled up and down.

A few red wines, local, of course, and far too much yummy food set us up for an 8 hour sleep despite the jet lag and time difference!

The view from my bed

The view from my bed

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Peter perusing the wine list

Peter perusing the wine list

If I wasn’t such a sceptic, I’d say the 1Above ‘inflight hydration drink’ made the difference – it’s one of the startups that we didn’t invest in – but we buy their product anyway, now that it’s available as a
pack of soluble tablets – the promise of “fly well, arrive ready” seems to have worked this time – or maybe it was just the lovely dinner with the fabulous view.

Today we head further into the mountains to ‘base’ in Bormio for the next week, where we will meet up with Gary and Don, hopefully basking in the glory of great results from their foray to the world age group cycling champs (both competing in the 75-79 year age group!).  I might even hire a bike!

From Italy, ciao for now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The internet made me do it – not!

Shopping in real shops, like talking to real people, is on the way out.  The internet told me so!

According to this analysis, almost all smartphone users – 96% of us – plan to “showroom” for our future purchases, taking advantage of the physical stores to test out, try on, touch and feel the wares, and perhaps even tap into the expertise of the staff, before buying online, from whoever gives us the best price.

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Yes, that’s me – a savvy shopper, I hear myself say.

But take heart, all you retailers, and retail staff out there – if you lose me, it won’t be because the internet made me do it.  It will be because you drove me to it!

While there are, no doubt, people who can’t afford to pay the real price, and people who are offended by the massive mark-ups they perceive local retailers to be taking on products they can buy offshore for literally half the price, I believe that most shoppers genuinely do want to support our local retailers…  but sometimes you just make it so very hard to love you.

But this is not a story about poor service, or lack of range.  Quite the opposite.

This week, I bought a camera.  Not a run-of-the-mill, point and click, instant camera, but a serious camera to replace my trusty, long-serving Nikon D100, one of the very first, ultimate digital SLR models that cost an arm and a leg way back when.  After nearly 30 years, replacing this camera was not done lightly…  months of research, bemusement at the vast array of options, amazement at how much prices have reduced, all led to one conclusion.

You need to go to a shop and have a look at the actual cameras.  Will my lenses transfer, how much can I reduce the weight, what does half this stuff mean?  No, I am not a ‘professional’ photographer, just one that has been incredibly spoilt by having great equipment in the past.

And so, on an otherwise uneventful Monday, I ended up in Camera & Camera on Queen Street – the place I associate with buying camera gear.  There, I met the lovely Keith.  He was patient, informative, knowledgeable without being condescending, encouraging me to consider my options, assuring me I actually only needed a camera body, but also showing me how far lens technology has come.  On the side, some great advice on a slide scanner for my husband, who has another project in mind.

Now, I knew (and he probably knew too) that a quick look at any of the best buys site would mean I could just head off down the road, and order camera from a highly-reviewed online retailer, with certain savings.  And I’m pretty sure he thought that’s what was happening when I suggested to my husband we go for a quick coffee and a chat before making a decision.

But you know what?  I couldn’t do it.  A quick coffee later, and we were back – thanks Keith!  You proved that great retail experiences are worth paying for (although others may think you just proved that I’m a gullible consumer, with too much money to spend).  I got a great camera, for a price I was willing to pay, with the reassurance that if anything goes wrong (or even if I just need help), I can just head on back to my local camera store, talk to the trusty Keith who’s been there for years, and he’ll be there for me.  I bought from a real store – after doing all my research online, and checking the prices online, that real person made me do it!

 

 

Credit where credit is due – how not to breed the next generation of terrorists

 

Twitter is, alternately, my great frustration and my great delight.  I make it a policy to follow a collection of people who are in no way like-minded with the views that I hold dear and true – in part, because I like to be challenged, and perhaps in small part because I feel the need to keep an eye on the crazies that I might be up against, at least philosophically.

So this week, I surprised even myself at the joy I felt on reading a tweet from @tameiti, self proclaimed “Activist, Artist, Terrorist and Cyclist. Living in the heart of the Tuhoe Nation.”

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Having grown up in a different place, where parts of our beloved country were carved off into ‘sovereign states’ in the name of ‘self-determination’ for the tangata whenua (though we didn’t call them that), I have viewed with disdain the apparent desire of the Tuhoe Nation to declare the Ureweras their own sovereign state, reclaiming their rangitiratanga.  And I have to say that my views on the 2007 police raids in the Ureweras were entirely true to my conservative, capitalist some might say ‘Tory’ mindset.

So I was truly moved – in part, moved the fact that I was actually moved – by this gesture of reconciliation.  In a world where the consequences of inter-generational hurt and wrongs are so visibly played out nightly on our TV screens in news from Gaza, I couldn’t help but feel a huge wave of admiration for Tame Iti’s acceptance of Police Commissioner Mike Bush’s willingness to front up and listen.  Listen to the hurt that was real (whether or not the action was justified).

I have spent a lifetime in marketing trying to persuade businesses that perception is reality.  That if a consumer believes this about your brand, product or service, then it is true for them – whether or not it is true for you.

How much more important is it then, that we as a nation understand that the hurt felt by the Tuhoe people, at the 2007 raids, and at the no doubt mulitple perceived injustices of the past, is real.  Real to them, irrespective of whether or not we believe they are justified in feeling that way.

And so we should and in fact, must, all admire the fact that at least some of them – most notably their high profile leader, are willing to express acceptance of an apology, and importantly of the listening that went with that apology.  In some small way, this should give us all hope for the future – a future in which the sins of the fathers are not, inevitably, passed on to the sons.  A future where the next generation is encourage to look past the frailty of human nature that led to past wrongs, look beyond the past to build a better future.

Because the alternative – all too visible internationally – is simply not an option.  Irrespective of who is right, and who is wrong, the continued bombardment of Gaza by Israel is unquestionably breeding the next generation of terrorists, freedom fighters or whatever you wish to call them.

So hat’s off to Tame Iti (and to Mike Bush too).  Conflicts can escalate all too easily in the festering abyss of hard-feelings and past wrongs.  In every conflict, resolution is only made possible by one or other side taking the role of rational adult – we are indeed fortunate that in this case, there appear to have been adults on both sides.

Bare faced cheek!

This morning as I sat on the bus – the ‘loser-cruiser’ in words of a good friend’s son – wearing my flat shoes and my bare-faced cheek(s), I pondered the morning news item about the ‘equal pay’ awards, apparently won by Westpac this year, with Sky City and BNZ – all huge employers – amongst the runners up.

Don’t get me wrong – I’m all in favour of equality – but I can’t help thinking that the need to award equal pay is part of the problem, rather than a solution (or a celebration, for that matter).  Looking around me at the women on the bus – for that is whom this equal pay stuff is all about – I was struck by their lack of ‘equal’ behaviour.

And I wondered how it came about that make-up was clearly part of the female corporate dress,  but not the male?  My bare cheeks were certainly in the minority – and no doubt, a sign to some that I simply didn’t care enough to make the effort to paint my face, let alone the palpable need to paint my grey, grey hair.   Not one single man was wearing make-up – despite the fact that many would have benefited from a touch of Thin Lizzy, or more!

While celebrities and their make-up-free selfies become a fundraising phenomenon;  while women feel the need to don a mask for work;  while we consider equal pay worthy of celebration – we are not only perpetuating, but validating the fact that women themselves are not behaving as equals, and therefore perhaps might not deserve to be treated as such.

My father drummed into me that “what you accept, you will get”…  maybe it’s time to just stop accepting that which we rail against.  Fortunately my first job was in the very heart of chauvinistic, bigotted discrimination – the South African mining industry – and fortunately, it taught me that the way to be treated as an equal is to behave as an equal, flat shoes (steel capped, of course), bare-faced cheeks and all.